The Melon's Lion

Pictures from deployments, and stuff I like.
If you don't belong here, don't pretend to.

I believe in the Oxford comma.

Last week as I left my building, I saw a car parked beside mine that had been vandalized. The extent of which, I’m unsure… but there was a note on the windshield. Call me nosy. I took it.“Leave my man alone…. BITCH and your friend is a tramp.”I laughed about it for a solid day. I kept the note. I think I’m going to frame it.

Last week as I left my building, I saw a car parked beside mine that had been vandalized. The extent of which, I’m unsure… but there was a note on the windshield. Call me nosy. I took it.

“Leave my man alone…. BITCH and your friend is a tramp.”


I laughed about it for a solid day. I kept the note. I think I’m going to frame it.

Hahaha…stolen from Facebook

Hahaha…
stolen from Facebook

I saw this in the office this morning. Even at 7am, it made me snort-chuckle.

I saw this in the office this morning. Even at 7am, it made me snort-chuckle.

Hipster soldier…

Hipster soldier…

New meme I’m making called Hipster Soldier. I need more ideas for captions…

LMAO… holy shit.

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IRAQ VS AMERICA
DANCE BATTLE SON!

America gets their ass handed to them by the Arab Michael Jackson

yelyahwilliams:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

I declare this my new favorite video.

“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”

“The end is purple”
“That’s Greek… that’s what the Greeks do.”

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